Holy Shit! A True-ish Crime Podcast
Does binging on true crime stories leave you feeling a little gross? Try a guilt-free serving of "Holy Shit!" a true (ish) crime podcast dedicated to the gruesome murders of saints who were martyrs.
Each episode will introduce you to a brave soul who took one for their team in a particularly horrific way—and you have complete permission to indulge in the disturbing! These legendary victims of yore are chilling in heaven, and they're totally cool with us passing time with the deaths that earned them halos. Everyone likes to be appreciated for their hard work, even ancient saints.
Let's relive the terrible time these hallowed individuals once had on Earth!
Holy Shit! A True-ish Crime Podcast
Saint Christina, a tween influencer who took, like, a week to kill
This episode has EVERYTHING: a tween influencer, questionable parenting practices, unwanted incense, precious metals, property destruction, possible Parseltongue, a traumatizing haircut, and a dozen attempts at murder.
Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Christina, aka Saint Christine, a virgin Christian martyr who was super good at staying alive.
Subscribe for more saintly scaries, check out the show’s site, and follow the pod on Instagram for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit!
