Holy Shit! A True-ish Crime Podcast
Does binging on true crime stories leave you feeling a little gross? Try a guilt-free serving of "Holy Shit!" a true (ish) crime podcast dedicated to the gruesome murders of saints who were martyrs.
Each episode will introduce you to a brave soul who took one for their team in a particularly horrific way—and you have complete permission to indulge in the disturbing! These legendary victims of yore are chilling in heaven, and they're totally cool with us passing time with the deaths that earned them halos. Everyone likes to be appreciated for their hard work, even ancient saints.
Let's relive the terrible time these hallowed individuals once had on Earth!
Podcasting since 2024 • 6 episodes
Holy Shit! A True-ish Crime Podcast
Latest Episodes
Saint Cecilia, a diva who was surprisingly hard to behead
This episode has EVERYTHING: a human husband, a gullible brother-in-law, a flaming angel, freakishly fragrant flowers, buried heads, a raging house party, the world’s strongest neck, and a suspiciously fresh corpse. Season 1 of Ho...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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15:18
Saint Agnes, a child bride who blinded a bunch of dudes
This episode has EVERYTHING: ancient Rome, a Law & Order SVU-worthy storyline, a creepy kid straight out of a Stephen King adaptation, an imaginary boyfriend, unparalleled hair growth, pretty privilege in action, and tons of blood. ...
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Episode 4
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16:37
Saint Margaret, a shepherdess who beat the shit out of a demon
This episode has EVERYTHING: an endearing mother-daughter duo, lots of sheep, a dragon with IBS, a demon ass beating, an earthquake, an empathetic executioner, and a floating head. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens —...
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Episode 3
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19:00
Saint Christina, a tween influencer who took, like, a week to kill
This episode has EVERYTHING: a tween influencer, questionable parenting practices, unwanted incense, precious metals, property destruction, possible Parseltongue, a traumatizing haircut, and a dozen attempts at murder. Season 1 of Holy ...
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Episode 2
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27:48
Saint Barbara, a virgin who couldn’t drive, but could totally fly
This episode has EVERYTHING: a defiant daughter, a freak father, a fairytale tower, an extreme home makeover, a life-changing spa stay, so many swords, and a double homicide by lightning. Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Sla...
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Season 1
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Episode 1
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20:00